officialzarrystalik: getintomyflackingvanstyles: remember when zayn got off a 23 hour flight and looked like a fucking ralph lauren model but couldn’t even make it through a 20 minute car ride from fort lauderdale to miami without looking like a drug dealer LMAO where’s my weed
But can we just take a moment to appreciate that...
the-nialler-river: you can practically feel the sass, omfg. Listen, bitches. Sit the fuck down. Put your motherfuckin seat belts on, and love me. I am your queen for the evening.
lordcheshire: she might be giving birth but farting is still funny
When the lady went into labor...
harrysawkwardpussy: Louis and Zayn: Tehehe Niall: You’re about to give birth? Cool story bro. Harry: OMG, okay, breath… slowly… Liam:
ollymurs: I JUST WANT HARRY TO IMPREGNATE ME SO HE CAN SIT THERE WITH ME WHILE IM PUSHING A BABY OUT OF MY VAGINA AND TELL ME EVERYTHINGS GOING TO BE OKAY AND TO CALM DOWN AND HOLD MY HAND AND DO BREATHING EXERCISES AND LOOK LIKE A TOTAL IDIOT BUT HES DOING IT CUZ HE CARES AND HES PERFECT PLEASE JUST CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR CHILDREN HARRY IM BEGGING U