October 2012
August 2012
officialzarrystalik:
getintomyflackingvanstyles:
remember when zayn got off a 23 hour flight and looked like a fucking ralph lauren model
but couldn’t even make it through a 20 minute car ride from fort lauderdale to miami without looking like a drug dealer
LMAO where’s my weed
July 2012
But can we just take a moment to appreciate that...
the-nialler-river:
you can practically feel the sass, omfg.
Listen, bitches. Sit the fuck down. Put your motherfuckin seat belts on, and love me. I am your queen for the evening.
lordcheshire:
she might be giving birth
but farting is still funny
When the lady went into labor...
harrysawkwardpussy:
Louis and Zayn: Tehehe
Niall: You’re about to give birth? Cool story bro.
Harry: OMG, okay, breath… slowly…
Liam:
ollymurs:
I JUST WANT HARRY TO IMPREGNATE ME SO HE CAN SIT THERE WITH ME WHILE IM PUSHING A BABY OUT OF MY VAGINA AND TELL ME EVERYTHINGS GOING TO BE OKAY AND TO CALM DOWN AND HOLD MY HAND AND DO BREATHING EXERCISES AND LOOK LIKE A TOTAL IDIOT BUT HES DOING IT CUZ HE CARES AND HES PERFECT PLEASE JUST CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR CHILDREN HARRY IM BEGGING U
